Cocktail Recipes For The Fall
Harmless stinking cocktail heavier than air?
Here’s the situation. I have a neighbor with a nasty habit to cook unbelievably stinking food on her balcony right below my own. I’m talking steamed-dog-poop stinking here! She does that every evening when obviously we all vent our flats. So I need a good recipe for a stink cocktail but the odors must be heavier than air so they “fall” downwards only (doh). When I was in high school I think we learned a bit about some organic substances (acids) that smell like hell but I forgot all about their names. The original plan was to just throw a road-kill cadaver in her pot when she cooks – but that would be hard to explain to the police I guess – so the alternative is to put some of this stuff on the outside of my balcony instead so she can’t break my balls with some property damage BS. The stuff shouldn’t be toxic or harm the old hag in any way. I just want her stoves off from under my balcony and my nose.
Off the shelf ingredients most welcome!
ask her to stop if not hang the cadaver over your balcony in a bag because if people can see a cadaver you may be forced to remove it but if its a smelly bag not so
also methyl mercaptin is very smelly and might work but you’d have to find how to get it in sufficient amounts i don’t know how fast it would dissipate though
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